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Author Topic: Quotes. AGAIN. The third time.  (Read 14844 times)
NeshaDeFresha
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« Reply #150 on: April 13, 2008, 09:45:59 AM »

12:43:13 Lurky enters this room
12:43:18 [Terness] 12:42:53 [Lurky whispers to Terness] OMG but im hotty an i like lots of kool stuffs! u kno lyke musix an im a grate rule playur!
12:43:23 [NeshaDeFresha whispers to Terness] This is a set up.
12:43:25 [Terness] OH SHI
12:43:28 [NeshaDeFresha] ... Oh dear.
12:43:28 Terness exits from this room
12:43:30 [Tamashii] ...
12:43:31 [RomeoKilo] Lurky = tool
12:43:32 [NeshaDeFresha] xDDD
12:43:33 [Bane] ICHVAR!: CAUGHT
12:43:37 [Ix] XD
12:43:40 NeshaDeFresha cracks up laughing.
12:43:40 Shane stares at Nesh.
12:43:49 Ix thinks that was somebody joking, although...
12:43:51 Tamashii just dies from laughter.
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Terness
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« Reply #151 on: April 19, 2008, 11:00:40 PM »

01:58:14 NeshaDeFresha enters this room

01:58:16 [Bane] I poo off the neighbors roof onto their porch.

01:58:28 [NeshaDeFresha] ...

01:58:28 [Terness] LOL right when Nesha enters.

01:58:32 Yesmar* waves to Nesha.

01:58:33 [NeshaDeFresha] WTF O_o

01:58:41 [NeshaDeFresha] You people are fuking nuts.
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NeshaDeFresha
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« Reply #152 on: April 19, 2008, 11:05:44 PM »

02:01:54 Bane uses Yetis.
02:02:12 [NeshaDeFresha] Don't they spit...?
02:02:16 [Terness] GET IT OFF ME
02:02:23 [NeshaDeFresha] Or was that just a camel thing?
02:02:24 [Bane] Who knows, they're yetis.
02:02:26 [Terness] Those are l*amas
02:02:31 NeshaDeFresha get's off Tern.
02:02:31 [Terness] oh wait
02:02:33 [Terness] camels
02:02:34 [Bane] When yetis are involved, anything's possible.
02:02:35 [NeshaDeFresha] Gets off on Tern.
02:02:37 [Bane] That's my motto.
02:02:41 [NeshaDeFresha] getting of of Tern.
02:02:42 [Terness] I like camels, they're fun to ride
02:02:43 [NeshaDeFresha] Of of.
02:02:45 [Terness] Wait, shit
02:02:45 [NeshaDeFresha] 8D
02:02:48 [Terness] STOP NESHA
02:02:48 [NeshaDeFresha] ... LMFAO
02:02:51 [NeshaDeFresha] QUOTED.
02:02:56 [Bane] I think llamas spit too.
02:03:05 [Darklord] XD
02:03:06 [NeshaDeFresha] ....
02:03:08 [NeshaDeFresha] XDDD
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Terness
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« Reply #153 on: April 19, 2008, 11:43:40 PM »

Quote from: NeshaDeFresha
02:01:54 Bane uses Yetis.
02:02:12 [NeshaDeFresha] Don't they spit...?
02:02:16 [Terness] GET IT OFF ME
02:02:23 [NeshaDeFresha] Or was that just a camel thing?
02:02:24 [Bane] Who knows, they're yetis.
02:02:26 [Terness] Those are l*amas
02:02:31 NeshaDeFresha get's off Tern.
02:02:31 [Terness] oh wait
02:02:33 [Terness] camels
02:02:34 [Bane] When yetis are involved, anything's possible.
02:02:35 [NeshaDeFresha] Gets off on Tern.
02:02:37 [Bane] That's my motto.
02:02:41 [NeshaDeFresha] getting of of Tern.
02:02:42 [Terness] I like camels, they're fun to ride
02:02:43 [NeshaDeFresha] Of of.
02:02:45 [Terness] Wait, shit
02:02:45 [NeshaDeFresha] 8D
02:02:48 [Terness] STOP NESHA
02:02:48 [NeshaDeFresha] ... LMFAO
02:02:51 [NeshaDeFresha] QUOTED.
02:02:56 [Bane] I think llamas spit too.
02:03:05 [Darklord] XD
02:03:06 [NeshaDeFresha] ....
02:03:08 [NeshaDeFresha] XDDD


damnit I didn't even GET the "i think llamas spit too" part until I read it here.
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #154 on: April 25, 2008, 12:54:21 PM »

[Marx] Crackers..
[Rusti] "Honkey"
[Shane] Whitebread.
[Styx] Wigger.
[Rusti] "PERSON OF CAUCASIAN DECENT"
[Rusti] "THOUGH POSSIBLY ARYAN"
[Styx] DAMMIT RUSTI
[Styx] QUIT TALKING ABOUT MY PEOPLES LIKE THAT YO
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #155 on: May 03, 2008, 03:25:56 AM »

06:24:23 Snew enters this room
06:24:36 [Rusti] "Snew"
06:24:52 Snew prods Rusti
06:25:10 Irrationalist bans them both for pubic touching.
06:25:16 [Irrationalist] PUBLIC PUBLIC PUBLIC
06:25:17 [Irrationalist] AUGH
06:25:37 [Snew] O-O
06:25:42 Snew touches Irra
06:25:48 [Rusti] "AHAHAHAHAHHA"
06:26:00 [Rusti] "HAH! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!"
06:26:42 User Rusti has successfully been kicked away.
06:27:06 Rusti enters this room
06:27:07 >[Rusti] >> This is the Out of Character discussion room for users of the Keep. Please be aware of the http://ironcity.nexxushost.com - a new community run by Rook and Web that's betatesting some brand new software.
06:27:21 [Rusti] "Oh yeah. shit., i forgot you could do that."
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Web~Janitor
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« Reply #156 on: May 03, 2008, 06:51:16 AM »

Quote
OldMan: Hey
OldMan: Odd question.
OldMan: Did god ever cause anyone to get stabbed?
OldMan: Or like... cut to pieces?
Minerva: Um, not that I know of, no.  Usually it's turning to stone or salt or fire or something.
OldMan: Any notable christian figures ever stab anyone?
OldMan: In the literature?
OldMan: Like, with sharp things.
Minerva: ...not that I know of.
OldMan: How about bears?
Minerva: ....bears?
OldMan: Yes.
OldMan: Bears to kill people.
Minerva: what.
OldMan: Yes. Did God ever send Bears to kill people?
Minerva: ...UH.
Minerva: Sure, that great bear plague of 85'.  Seriously, wtf?
OldMan: Alright, thanks. Great. brb.
Minerva: THAT WAS SARCASM


An old one from my logs. It amuses me greatly.
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Naru
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« Reply #157 on: May 19, 2008, 02:13:37 PM »

17:00:52 [Emilie] PWAHAH! I love this episode of Sex and the City. xD It's the funky spunk one.

17:00:59 Silverwolf used to spend many days lurking around tK a long time ago, before the dark times, before the internet connection left him.... He was also known as Moon_Knight and Dragonfire back then

17:01:16 [Ix] ...funky spunk?

17:01:27 Furr flies through the room, and into Captain's arms. What are the chances of that?!

17:01:34 [Emilie] Yes. Funky spunk.

17:01:37 [Silverwolf] True EB, I suppose a little colour couldn't hurt...

17:01:48 EvilBear exits from this room

17:01:49 [Discorsi] All part of the grand plan!

17:01:53 EvilBear enters this room

17:01:55 Ix looks through his colloquialism section. "...ew. Spunkrags,"

17:02:00 [Captain] Should I waste about 40 dollars on a single plate of food just to go out with some friends to this fancy, upscale restaurant, or should I stay home and be bored, and with 40 dollars still in my pocket?

17:02:06 Discorsi circles around Chip and settles. Rumbling.

17:02:10 Captain smooches Furr's cheek. :]

17:02:14 [Emilie] Yeeeeap. Same category, Ixxybug. Cheesy

17:02:23 [Emilie] Basically, funky-tasting spunk.

17:02:34 [Ix] XD Oh shit.

17:02:45 [EvilBear] Go for a buffet, Cap'n.

17:02:56 [Ix] Also, ew. (How does that become a plot point? XD)

17:03:07 [Emilie] It's aaaaall about the BJs in this one. ^^

17:03:17 Chip blinks. Grooms Syn with a brush.

17:03:19 [Captain] It's not my choice. :/

17:03:25 [Captain] Otherwise, I would.

17:03:35 [Emilie] Because of Samantha, of course, Ix. Cheesy Samantha and the dude she's dating, who happens to have some seriously funky spunk.

17:03:41 [Shane] ...

17:03:50 [Shane] A diet of pineapple will fix that.

17:03:52 [Shane] Cheesy

17:03:57 [EvilBear] Maybe stay home and be bored, save your 40 bucks for a buffet?

17:03:58 [Shane] ... Wait a minute. I think that's the wrong face.

17:04:00 [Shane] Uhm.

17:04:03 [Shane] ... Damn.

17:04:08 [Emilie] ...how the HELL do you know that, Shane? O.o

17:04:28 Discorsi goes completely quiet at the grooming. It is a good sign.

17:04:31 [Shane] <.<;

17:04:35 [Ix] XD Note to self: Eat pineapple.

17:04:35 Captain could go by an awesome DS video game instead. Cheesy Yeah! She's staying home.

17:04:36 [Shane] ;>.>

17:04:44 [Discorsi] How the hell do you not know that, Emrie.

17:04:47 [Chip] I want a comedic rp. Blaaaaah. Wish Someone around needed a s(Insert strange S starting word for contacting the dead)nce, or something. I could put Shirley to use

17:04:49 [EvilBear] I thought the pineapple thing was just a myth.

17:05:01 [Shane] Nope.

17:05:02 [Discorsi] You should try it. You, and your partner, try different diets. It changes how you taste. Grin

17:05:05 [EvilBear] Seyonce I believe.

17:05:11 Captain thought it was a myth, too.

17:05:13 [Emilie] ...because I've never had the need to know any remedies for funky spunk, Disco? xD

17:05:18 [Shane] Seance, actually.

17:05:22 [Zhen] Seance

17:05:27 Faelen exits from this room

17:05:28 [Shane] Though, one of the letters has a funky mark over it.

17:05:34 Nami enters this room

17:05:39 [Zhen] Get out of my head, Shane. xD

17:05:43 [EvilBear] I think it's the e.

17:05:44 [Discorsi] It's not necessarily for remedy. It's just interesting.

17:05:55 [Ix] The e is accented.

17:06:01 [Shane] Honestly.

17:06:07 [Nami] Greetings people

17:06:08 [Emilie] It's "séance".

17:06:13 Aden enters this room

17:06:18 [Cerberus] o.O

17:06:20 [Captain] Emz owned you guys.

17:06:24 [Shane] Right, Emz. Funky mark above one of the letters, like I said. Cheesy

17:06:32 [Chip] Pinapple does wonders. I love it.

17:06:39 [Captain] ...

17:06:39 Furr leans on Captain. Smooches her cheek, too. And reads Civil War still. Not even halfway through, damnit.

17:06:40 [G-off] ...............

17:06:47 [Emilie] Yeeeah...I just kinda...never really thought about ways of changing the way my boyfriend tastes. xD

17:06:52 Shane leans on Chip.

17:06:56 [Emilie] ...y-...what, Chip? xD

17:07:10 [Chip] EHr, wait....

17:07:13 [Emilie] You've had good results with pineapple on funky spunk, then?

17:07:17 Emilie snortlaughs!

17:07:21 [Chip] I know of it for its arthritus healing attributes

17:07:25 [Chip] WHat are you....

17:07:27 [Chip] ......fck

17:07:27 Captain dies. XD!

17:07:37 [Ix] XD

17:07:42 [Shane] Ahahahahahaha.

17:07:49 Discorsi grins.

17:07:49 [Chip] Yes, it does that too...e_e...

17:07:53 [Emilie] Manohman. Someone should quote this!

17:07:59 Cerberus gnaws on Synamin

17:08:02 [Shane] Consider it done.

17:08:08 EvilBear probably will.

17:08:09 [Chip] Fuuuuuck youuu. See if I hand out any more herbalist knowledge.

17:08:10 [Emilie] xD I'm like laughing SO hard right now. Seriously.

17:08:14 Captain loved that.

17:08:21 Chip turns his back on the room and sulks.
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #158 on: May 20, 2008, 07:40:11 AM »

Protip for quoters: Trim the logs down so the irrelevant stuff isn't present because it makes for easy reading. ^^;
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NeshaDeFresha
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« Reply #159 on: May 20, 2008, 09:38:11 AM »

Quote from: Kitsune Fury
Protip for quoters: Trim the logs down so the irrelevant stuff isn't present because it makes for easy reading. ^^;


I second that.
In fact, if you're quote is more than half a page, then it's a fucking story, not a quote. Go and make a 'Long Story' quote thread then.
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Denial
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« Reply #160 on: May 20, 2008, 03:36:59 PM »

Quote from: Web~Janitor
An old one from my logs. It amuses me greatly.


re : bears.

II Kings 2:23-24

"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."

I shit you not.

-G, purveyor of miscellaneous, useless knowledge.
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #161 on: May 21, 2008, 07:27:23 AM »

Quote from: Denial
re : bears.

II Kings 2:23-24

"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."

I shit you not.

-G, purveyor of miscellaneous, useless knowledge.




Yeah, all those people think Jesus was the shit? Elisha? He summons motherfucking BEARS. That's bad, fucking, ass, right there. Seriously. Bear summon.
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Rosery
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« Reply #162 on: May 22, 2008, 03:09:59 AM »

06:05:59 [Terness] Is the clit a miniture penis?

06:06:02 [Ess] Didn't they beat the English out of France during the French Revolution....

06:06:24 [Ess] WTF TERN!? OO!?

06:06:40 [Starcrossed] My bad for being vague. I can't remember the last time I said 'the French' and actually meant people from France.

06:06:48 [Rosery] O.O

06:07:00 [Ess] I think the penis is a big clit.... oO?

06:07:04 [Rosery] Terness >.>


Our little Terness, is becoming a woman. *Cries and blows her nose with a hanky*
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #163 on: May 23, 2008, 12:16:04 AM »

Locking this so the quotes get posted in the new one. :3
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