Minneapolis Layover

[Acacia]

Brandon, aren't you by Minneapolis?


I'll be there, for about an hour on June 3rd. I wholly expect you to beat down airport security to come see my ass in the terminal. Don't bring Joe.

[Brandon Cornwell]

Acacia, you dink. I'm in Missourri. Minneapolis is in Minnisota. Do I look like a fucking Yooper Canuk to you?

And on June 3rd, I'll be, like, 14 hours away. That is a shit ton of gas.

I'm sorry, my secret lover, you'll have to wait until later on to have your first extra-marital affair with me. I know, this leaves you as a quivering lump of jelly, burning inside with your most secret desires bridled again, once more bared away from the time that they are free to wreak sensuous havoc upon the batlefield of our bodies...

But tough shit. Life sucks, get a helmet.

[Acacia]

Don't argue with me!

[Brandon Cornwell]

Look, I know that you want to meet me face to... well... Face to face would be more proper... I'm not quite sure what you have in mind, but... words on a map don't suddenly rip geography and make it what you wish.

And there's a town in Minnisota called Moorhead? That is..... so cool. XD

[Acacia]

Moorhead

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