Ytts
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« on: November 05, 2008, 01:11:09 AM » |
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The powers that be have decided to give you the power to ban a single person - any person from doing something you don't like. Who would you ban... and what you ban them from doing?
Britney Spears from singing?
Dick Cheney from breathing?
Spielberg from making another movie?
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One thing I'll say for labour; & that is, that it isn't as offensive as the corresponding mutatory force which now threatens culture in America. I refer to the force of business as a dominating motive in life, & a persistent absorber of the strongest creative energies of the American people. -Lovecraft
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Xachariah
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 01:14:51 AM » |
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My mom from bitching. Seriously, that's the only actual thing I've ever really had to deal with. I'm lucky~ But she gets annoying. > _ <
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Soja
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2008, 01:27:44 AM » |
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Oh so many people.
I will need to think carefully on this one.
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Bane
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2008, 01:43:32 AM » |
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Well, one person as far as the general world goes probably doesn't mean much. Most people can be replaced, so it'd have to be a unique someone that does something you don't want them to do. Can't think of any offhand.
People you know more personally affect more for you, but can't say it doesn't feel like a waste when it could be anyone.
Could make it a sacrifice for everyone and stop stephenie meyer from writing. But then she'd just be replaced probably.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2008, 05:19:45 AM » |
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Dalton from posting.  |
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Rook
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2008, 06:18:27 AM » |
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The person, if it really is just one person, delaying my loans and bursaries at the provincial level.
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2008, 08:22:31 AM » |
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I ban Obama from sucking.
Seriously. Please be worth all of this election stuff.
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2008, 08:40:53 AM » |
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I would ban warlords and crooked politicians from Africa, that's what I'd do. Sorry if that's more than one person.
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2008, 11:01:53 AM » |
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Dalton from posting. Fuck you this is my answer.  |
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Eos
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2008, 11:02:53 AM » |
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I would also ban Joe
but I think God already did that
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2008, 11:06:24 AM » |
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Chavez (President from Venezuela) for being an idiot.
Castro 'cause he taught Chavez to be an idiot.
Nicholas Cage for being the worst actor, ever.
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2008, 11:31:31 AM » |
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I would ban Nancy Pelosi from speaking, legislating, or holding public office. Forever.
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2008, 09:05:32 PM » |
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Myself from this planet.
Hey, can't get rid of all of you, so might as well set myself outside.
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it's lonely now
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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2008, 11:12:20 PM » |
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I ban nukes cuz I'm a hippie.  |
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Bane
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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2008, 11:27:51 PM » |
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I would also ban Joe
but I think God already did that
This was a really tempting one, but this nagging "there has to be something better than that" thought kept coming up. Is there any one guy who decided Mages should be from atlantis or some stupid crap like that? Could ban him from writing. |
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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2008, 12:25:06 AM » |
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Tim Burton.
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Eos
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2008, 12:29:06 AM » |
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Tim Burton, banned from the planet (of the apes) I would also ban Joe
but I think God already did that
This was a really tempting one, but this nagging "there has to be something better than that" thought kept coming up. Is there any one guy who decided Mages should be from atlantis or some stupid crap like that? Could ban him from writing. I dunno, Jess Heinig? Who developed Mage the Awakening |
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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2008, 02:59:01 PM » |
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One person, from doing something in real life? Myself. From losing my temper.  |
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2008, 04:32:11 AM » |
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One person, from doing something in real life?
No, just a generic ban. As in you're gone. But we'll keep your vote in mind. : ) |
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« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2008, 12:53:02 PM » |
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That's been tried. Have the scars.
If it's just deleting one person...
I'd probably choose Bill Gates, just to be amused at the uproar.
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
"The brave are simply those with the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and notwithstanding go out to meet it." ~ Leopold, "Kate and Leopold"
I have no sword; I make No Mind my Sword.
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« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2008, 04:15:51 PM » |
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That's been tried. Have the scars.
That's a /kick, not a /ban. |
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« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2008, 08:08:22 PM » |
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Holy shit Joe shut up
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« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2008, 12:07:41 PM » |
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I can't help but wonder if Eos has a major man crush on Joe or something. I mean, that's what the elementary kids do when they have crushes... make fun of the person in question, as well as find some way to talk about them no matter what the conversation or topic of discussion. Grow up, imo. Or at least come out of the closet. Back on topic, I'd /ban my boss. He's an idiot.  |
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Pain and pleasure, yes, of course, but there are others, too. Cruelty, humiliation, dominance... and compassion and kindness. It took all of these, to make truly exquisite music. That was the part so few understood.
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Eos
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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2008, 12:11:18 PM » |
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It could be that, sure
or it might be things like the fact that Joe has a picture of himself for an avatar
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2008, 04:15:27 PM » |
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I'd ban Webby, just for the irony. But no seriously, I can't really think of anyone I'd want to ban..... maybe that crackhead who robbed me of like 1000$ worth of shit. |
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