Acacia
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« on: February 26, 2009, 07:44:57 PM » |
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And because I am SUCH a hugely important figure here and blah blah blah....
What is pie? How do I give pies and take away pies? Who's idea was this? Help me understand, I'm old.
Two, why can't I hover over a thread and see the first line or so of the message? I really miss this feature and it should come back.
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Soja
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 07:48:33 PM » |
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Pie is a measurement of your net worth as a human being.
You may deign unto or revoke one's said worth by clicking on either of the appropriate links on the sidebar of their forum messages.
You may do this once every 30 minutes.
A pie raid by one fiend of a species thought to be lunar and canine in origin has left a great pie famine through the community.
The ALT text, can't help there.
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Acacia
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 07:50:35 PM » |
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I tried to give you pie.
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Ytts
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 08:18:30 PM » |
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That ALT thing would be really helpful, I agree. This forum came with a karma system. Rather than pretending that karma could somehow be measured by an internet forum (what?) we decided to replace it with a completely meaningless system of delicious (but digital) baked goods. Actually, just see this thread: http://nexxushost.com/forums/index.php?topic=62092.0if only for the pictures.
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One thing I'll say for labour; & that is, that it isn't as offensive as the corresponding mutatory force which now threatens culture in America. I refer to the force of business as a dominating motive in life, & a persistent absorber of the strongest creative energies of the American people. -Lovecraft
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 09:38:13 PM » |
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I never discovered the identity of that mischievous pie-eating woman at the bottom of the first post.
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 09:39:51 PM » |
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A secret to be held.
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One thing I'll say for labour; & that is, that it isn't as offensive as the corresponding mutatory force which now threatens culture in America. I refer to the force of business as a dominating motive in life, & a persistent absorber of the strongest creative energies of the American people. -Lovecraft
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 10:37:32 PM » |
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She's terrifying. But pretty. Still terrifying, it looks like she just ripped a man's throat out with her teeth and is looking for another.
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I'm an Ombudsman. I investigate; I only very rarely legislate (and only in a committee, no man is an island and all that). 
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 11:09:35 PM » |
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One thing I'll say for labour; & that is, that it isn't as offensive as the corresponding mutatory force which now threatens culture in America. I refer to the force of business as a dominating motive in life, & a persistent absorber of the strongest creative energies of the American people. -Lovecraft
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 11:15:25 PM » |
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Look at him go. That pie must have chicken in it.
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 12:50:04 AM » |
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Except it doesn't.
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One thing I'll say for labour; & that is, that it isn't as offensive as the corresponding mutatory force which now threatens culture in America. I refer to the force of business as a dominating motive in life, & a persistent absorber of the strongest creative energies of the American people. -Lovecraft
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 01:36:14 AM » |
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Maybe it's full of grape-flavored kool-aid, or watermelon!
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Soja
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 05:03:27 AM » |
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Grape kool-aid is the worst.
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 05:07:56 AM » |
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Grape kool-aid is the worst.
fuck you grape kool-aid is the shit -1 pie fuk i clikd +1 pie how i fixd?/
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 05:23:04 AM » |
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Grape kool-aid is the worst.
fuck you grape kool-aid is the shit -1 pie fuk i clikd +1 pie how i fixd?/ +1 Pie to Kit for the love of Kool-Aid
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2009, 03:38:01 AM » |
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Grape kool-aid is the worst.
fuck you grape kool-aid is the shit -1 pie fuk i clikd +1 pie how i fixd?/ +1 Pie to Kit for the love of Kool-Aid Koolaid is kinda win. Takes a fair amount of effort to make, but it's gooooood.
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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2009, 05:19:59 AM » |
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How can it take effort to make "kool-aid?" Isn't that about as hard as opening up a sugar packet and dumping it into a bucket of water?
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One thing I'll say for labour; & that is, that it isn't as offensive as the corresponding mutatory force which now threatens culture in America. I refer to the force of business as a dominating motive in life, & a persistent absorber of the strongest creative energies of the American people. -Lovecraft
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2009, 09:57:52 AM » |
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Well, ya gotta get the packets, and then the sugar, and a measuring cup if you aren't confident in your ability to eyeball the measurement, and then you have to make sure your pitcher is clean to put the koolaid in, and then you gotta put the right amount of water in and stir it (gotta find a stirring spoon, too, bah)... And that's without counting the ninja bears.
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I'm an Ombudsman. I investigate; I only very rarely legislate (and only in a committee, no man is an island and all that). 
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Soja
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2009, 10:05:49 AM » |
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It really isn't that difficult, retards.
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2009, 02:10:21 PM » |
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Yea man doing stuff like opening a cabinet and tearing the end off a packet and then measuring and now I sprained my wrist stirring this pitcher, stirring is so hard and I have to pee but will I be able to lift the lid on the toilet, its so difficult maybe I will just soil myself.
Holy shit how do you people feed yourselves? If Koolaid gives you issues I have to imagine an immensely obese guy with tiny, barely functioning arms that just sort of pours jars of mayonnaise onto his face and hopes enough ends up in his mouth to sustain him another horrifying day.
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« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 03:42:00 PM » |
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I tried to make Kool-aid once but I messed up the recipe and ended up with popsicles. I've been trying to repeat this most awesome of errors but I have had no success.
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Acacia
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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2009, 08:48:28 AM » |
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Happy offtopic time.
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