SixStringSamurai
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
Earnest Hemmingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
Alan Moore
And now write your own. Funny, witty, sad, personal. Doesn't matter. Only use six words. Contractions don't count, unless you're a purist.
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Terness
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 11:16:49 AM » |
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Tern enters room. Llama. Tern leaves.
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Dalton
Just can't shut me up
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"Raccoon" is spelled with two 'C's, peasants!
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 11:34:59 AM » |
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Hit 'Reply'. Typed words. Clicked 'Post'.
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Inquisitor
Just can't shut me up
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Innocentia Nihil Probat
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 11:44:38 AM » |
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This thread, I will shit in
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Dalton
Just can't shut me up
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"Raccoon" is spelled with two 'C's, peasants!
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 11:47:43 AM » |
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This thread, I will shit in
Angst. Why do people hate me? |
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Zeirum
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I stole this avatar from some photobucket.
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 11:55:19 AM » |
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Some things best done with lube.
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Bane
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
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Baker of the New World
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 12:21:34 PM » |
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Subject object verb, this sequence is.
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I was naked in the shower and looking at my penis, when I started to think about the universe. |
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Auvic
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 12:32:34 PM » |
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Six words? How many is that?
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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KitDreamer
Just can't shut me up
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Stage 1 Midboss
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 12:34:36 PM » |
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Fleeting inspiration strikes mind, then vanishes.
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pesterchum: psychicVixen "Someday I'll be a fully fledged Extra stage boss! Just you wait and see!" |
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Jason Baane
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 01:01:27 PM » |
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lol, wut? What faggotry is this?
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Moondog
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
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I dance between the raindrops
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 01:45:16 PM » |
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Met MR. Johnson, Ran The Shadows.
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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Fox
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Wanderer, Wonderer, Wayfarer
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2009, 02:43:05 PM » |
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Shadow Blade. Cuts through forums easily.
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Moondog
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
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I dance between the raindrops
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2009, 02:45:24 PM » |
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Shadow Blade. Cuts through forums easily.
Morrigan's special move, Shoryuken rip off. |
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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Mikail
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2009, 03:24:38 PM » |
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Better than counting out haiku syllables.
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Lorelai
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Forever St.Lore'lai
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2009, 05:09:06 PM » |
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Down this empty road, driving forever.
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Because I'm clever ~The Doctor
I kill threads. I don't mean to, it just happens.
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Moondog
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
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I dance between the raindrops
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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2009, 05:25:23 PM » |
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Look, a cliff. Whoops, I fell.
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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Soja
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Author of Nightmares
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2009, 05:27:58 PM » |
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A moment's pleasure; lifetime of regret.
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Moondog
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I dance between the raindrops
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2009, 05:29:46 PM » |
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Your honor, she said she's eighteen.
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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Lorelai
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Forever St.Lore'lai
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2009, 06:01:10 PM » |
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Fuck you, I'm not a poet.
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Because I'm clever ~The Doctor
I kill threads. I don't mean to, it just happens.
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Moondog
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
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I dance between the raindrops
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2009, 06:12:32 PM » |
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No, but you curse like one.
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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SixStringSamurai
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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2009, 08:38:03 PM » |
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Sober, I awoke with someone else.
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Xachariah
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Ombudsman
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2009, 08:44:36 PM » |
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My legs are fishbowls. Send help.
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I'm an Ombudsman. I investigate; I only very rarely legislate (and only in a committee, no man is an island and all that).  |
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Inquisitor
Just can't shut me up
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Innocentia Nihil Probat
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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2009, 09:12:18 PM » |
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Random and wacky jokes aren't funny
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Moondog
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I dance between the raindrops
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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2009, 09:51:11 PM » |
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Witty and edgy, you are not.
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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Scarley-Doll
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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2009, 01:05:37 AM » |
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These eyes, they sting and tire.
In dreams, i enjoy being lost.
Quiet is nice at times, perhaps lonely.
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