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Xachariah
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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2009, 01:13:05 AM »

These remind me of improved haiku.
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« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2009, 02:02:36 AM »

Ix's fishbowl legs made me laugh.
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« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2009, 07:59:58 AM »

Good morning...off to school now.
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« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2009, 08:22:28 AM »

Your honor, she said she's eighteen.

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« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2009, 10:30:20 AM »

That cat ate your stupid fish.
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« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2009, 11:15:31 AM »

I have thirteen. Fishies lacked chance.
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« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2009, 12:29:00 PM »

Your honor, she said she's eighteen.

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Wait a minute, that was you!?
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« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2009, 02:59:35 PM »

Moc-moc-moca-moc-moc! - Freud
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« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2009, 04:39:33 PM »

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For the love of God, Help.
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Dude. Check out the first words.
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« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2009, 10:56:31 PM »

Long walk.  Short pier. Big splash.
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« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2009, 10:58:37 PM »

is for those without websites. Sleep
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« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2009, 01:24:45 AM »

God appears to those without lithium.
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« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2009, 02:02:19 AM »

The last gun sounded. Nothing left.
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« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2009, 11:05:00 AM »

Single. Thirty. Looking for like-minded zombie.
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« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2009, 03:29:02 PM »

Your honor, she said she's eighteen.

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Wait a minute, that was you!?

Bet your sweet ass it was.
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« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2009, 03:44:33 PM »

Won't someone think of the children?
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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2009, 03:46:41 PM »

Your honor, she said she's eighteen.

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Bet your sweet ass it was.

You  bastard! You snitched on me!
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2009, 03:47:18 PM »

Thought of children. Wanted cake instead.
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 03:48:11 PM »

Please someone post threads worth reading.
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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2009, 03:50:11 PM »

What are your criteria? Opinions differ.
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« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2009, 03:58:30 PM »

His criterias are arcane. Still, obey.
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« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2009, 04:23:35 PM »

I must obey! I'a Web! I'a!
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« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2009, 06:39:04 PM »

Webby is too smart for us.
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« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2009, 09:11:00 PM »

I thought this was one, Web.
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« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2009, 09:13:51 PM »

Silly Rabbit, Trix is for kids!
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