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Rook
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« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2009, 09:35:19 PM »

Trix 'are' for kids, you philistine.
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« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2009, 09:36:53 PM »

Who are you calling a Filipino?
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Dalton
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"Raccoon" is spelled with two 'C's, peasants!


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« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2009, 09:38:21 PM »

Dalton being incorrect: a common occurance
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« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2009, 09:59:16 PM »

Not even a typewriter. Luddite victory.
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« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2009, 10:45:20 PM »

Finding this quite hilarious, I am.
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« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2009, 10:46:08 PM »

Finding this quite hilarious, I am.

Speaking like Yoda, why are we?
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« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2009, 11:28:07 PM »

Listen to green midgets, you should.
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« Reply #57 on: March 04, 2009, 12:48:59 AM »

I once punted a green midget...
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« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2009, 03:04:48 AM »

Green midget is back for revenge.
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« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2009, 03:05:37 AM »

I thought this was one, Web.

This suffices.
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« Reply #60 on: March 04, 2009, 03:09:26 AM »

Men dream. Stars burn. Like so.
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« Reply #61 on: March 04, 2009, 05:15:21 AM »

But what happens when they cool?

Can they ignite again? Who knows?

Maybe if we shoot them. Nukes!

... that'll take a lot of nukes.
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« Reply #62 on: March 04, 2009, 05:30:24 AM »

Take off. Nuke them. Be sure.
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« Reply #63 on: March 04, 2009, 05:48:54 AM »

The Moon is a harsh mistress.
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One thing I'll say for labour; & that is, that it isn't as offensive as the corresponding mutatory force which now threatens culture in America. I refer to the force of business as a dominating motive in life, & a persistent absorber of the strongest creative energies of the American people. -Lovecraft
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« Reply #64 on: March 04, 2009, 06:37:01 AM »

Man, this iced tea is delicious
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« Reply #65 on: March 04, 2009, 06:37:20 AM »

The Moon is a harsh mistress.

Mistress you say? Sign me up!
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« Reply #66 on: March 04, 2009, 07:27:08 AM »

Celestial domination; Heinlein never anticipated it.
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« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2009, 10:18:22 AM »

Celestial domination; Heinlein never anticipated it.

Bedroom domination; Freud never appreciated it.
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« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2009, 10:46:38 AM »

I'm not poetic enough for this.
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« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2009, 10:47:23 AM »

The times, they are a-changing.
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« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2009, 10:58:15 AM »

Too lazy to make Kool Aid.
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« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2009, 02:33:42 PM »

 Wink

Take my word, Yoda kicks ass.

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« Reply #72 on: March 04, 2009, 02:42:07 PM »

Wink

Take my word, Yoda kicks ass.



But can he open high cabinets?

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« Reply #73 on: March 04, 2009, 02:56:15 PM »

Quote
Got bit, Uncle died, fight crime.
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« Reply #74 on: March 04, 2009, 03:03:02 PM »

After Vietnam, things just weren't the same.
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