DEAR TK FORUM

[1337]

Dear tK Forums. It has come to my attention that several of you are butthurt in disagreement with the contents of my frequent posts and for this I apologize. While a key few of you are simply doing it for the sake of being douchebags(and you know who you are), there are a genuine few of you who are honestly annoyed by me.

You see, most people were born with the ability to filter what they say. When they read a thread they think to themselves before commenting, sometimes, “Wait a moment… this is stupid.” And stop themselves from saying/posting aforementioned stupid comment. I do not have this natural reflex and tend to just say whatever comes to mind. In fact, if I did have this ability I might not be posting this right now for it will obviously not appease the angry ****posters that seem to frenzy and froth at the mouth at my every post.

Alas, while this first all started unintentionally, I couldn’t help but be amused by the results. In all earnest, the “Ban 1337” thread was the funniest thing I could have ever hoped for in terms of obnoxious troll nerdrage. While I greatly enjoy annoying Inquisitor and his retarded cronies, I have been less than favorable to those here in the forums who simply just wish I would shut up. Either for the simple sake of not hearing the stupid things I have to say, or only to keep Inquisitor and his loyal band of hypocrites from whining and smearing their rage filled . blood all over the forums.

I beseech you good folks of the tK forum to understand. I am but a harmless idiot who talks too much; nothing more, nothing less. I have no ill will towards any of you and do not make my stupid posts with intention to spam or harm the forum. I am but a humble moron with good intentions. I am well aware of my blatant unfunnyness. I have no illusions otherwise. 

While I am deeply regretful for the offense taken from my frequent posting, I am also deeply disturbed by how obnoxiously far key individuals here on the forums are up their own ***. While I implore the following of the rules, I feel as though a certain cloud of hubris is plaguing tK; a gaggle of individuals who take themselves and their opinions far too seriously. Who take this chat and forum too seriously. While I agree that the internets is srs bssnss. I believe some of you should loosen your sphincters and embrace your fellow brother. I critique with the best of intentions.

In summation tK. I love all of you. I am a humble man and should not be the cause of so much turmoil. I again, formerly apologize for my obnoxiousness and will hereby attempt to, at the very least lessen the frequency of my stupidity. As I cannot, in good conscience, say that the content of my posts will improve because I am notoriously prone to my own retardedness.

Chill out tK. I love you.
~1337

Also: Happy Valentines Day!

[Bane]

When they read a thread they think to themselves before commenting, sometimes, “Wait a moment… this is stupid.” And stop themselves from saying/posting aforementioned stupid comment. I do not have this natural reflex and tend to just say whatever comes to mind.

I do this very thing in chat pretty frequently.

Oh no, I have empathy now.

[Xachariah]

You know you don't have to censor yourself, right?

Like, it's okay to say ass, or shit.

... it's when you just post a string of obscenities for the sake of posting a string of obscenities that it becomes a problem.

[KitDreamer]

When they read a thread they think to themselves before commenting, sometimes, “Wait a moment… this is stupid.” And stop themselves from saying/posting aforementioned stupid comment. I do not have this natural reflex and tend to just say whatever comes to mind.

I do this very thing in chat pretty frequently.

Oh no, I have empathy now.

the answer is clearly suicide.

[Pink]

Stop being a retarded kid. It's NOT that serious. If you want to filter what you say, just practice shutting the fuck up. Most people learn it, and if you find it's hard to stop having typing diarrhea, then just wait for the best opportunity to comment. Just aim for quality, not quantity. Also, people usually don't actually like being privy to EVERYTHING going on inside your head because often, the messages are jumbled and full of content that's hard to relate to people who aren't familiar with you or handy with mind-deciphering devices.

I mean, I often and used to do the same thing---spouting off whatever, whenever, but simply tailoring/curbing that urge to speak or talk and instead striking at the right moment has made a big difference. A lot of life is about timing. Picking up on that fools people into thinking your inane blathering is clever.

In other words, stop talking so much and instead, try listening/reading/observing more. As 4chan would put it, "lurk moar, newfag"

[Whimsi]

herp a derp durr hurr

derpaderpaderpadurr

shamalamadingdong

derp

a

derrrrrrrrrrrrrrpherp

ilu
~1337

Also: I like dogs.

[KitDreamer]

Stop being a retarded kid. It's NOT that serious. If you want to filter what you say, just practice shutting the fuck up. Most people learn it, and if you find it's hard to stop having typing diarrhea, then just wait for the best opportunity to comment. Just aim for quality, not quantity. Also, people usually don't actually like being privy to EVERYTHING going on inside your head because often, the messages are jumbled and full of content that's hard to relate to people who aren't familiar with you or handy with mind-deciphering devices.

I mean, I often and used to do the same thing---spouting off whatever, whenever, but simply tailoring/curbing that urge to speak or talk and instead striking at the right moment has made a big difference. A lot of life is about timing. Picking up on that fools people into thinking your inane blathering is clever.

In other words, stop talking so much and instead, try listening/reading/observing more. As 4chan would put it, "lurk moar, newfag"

The above, leads to less of the below.

herp a derp durr hurr

derpaderpaderpadurr

shamalamadingdong

derp

a

derrrrrrrrrrrrrrpherp

ilu
~1337

Also: I like dogs.

[Inquisitor]

Alas, while this first all started unintentionally, I couldn’t help but be amused by the results. In all earnest, the “Ban 1337” thread was the funniest thing I could have ever hoped for in terms of obnoxious troll nerdrage. While I greatly enjoy annoying Inquisitor and his retarded cronies, I have been less than favorable to those here in the forums who simply just wish I would shut up. Either for the simple sake of not hearing the stupid things I have to say, or only to keep Inquisitor and his loyal band of hypocrites from whining and smearing their rage filled . blood all over the forums.

You vastly overestimate how much I care about this forum.

[Pink]

Alas, while this first all started unintentionally, I couldn’t help but be amused by the results. In all earnest, the “Ban 1337” thread was the funniest thing I could have ever hoped for in terms of obnoxious troll nerdrage. While I greatly enjoy annoying Inquisitor and his retarded cronies, I have been less than favorable to those here in the forums who simply just wish I would shut up. Either for the simple sake of not hearing the stupid things I have to say, or only to keep Inquisitor and his loyal band of hypocrites from whining and smearing their rage filled . blood all over the forums.

You vastly overestimate how much I care about this forum.

This.

[Mikail]

For what it's worth to the interested parties, I recently asked Web to add the 'ignore posts by user' feature that the old forums had*. Progress is a nice thing!

*I may or may not have put a link in an old trolling thread that linked you to the confirmation to the screen immediately after saying that yes, you wanted to ignore user Sideus, and I miss that sort of thing.

[Inquisitor]

For what it's worth to the interested parties, I recently asked Web to add the 'ignore posts by user' feature that the old forums had*. Progress is a nice thing!

*I may or may not have put a link in an old trolling thread that linked you to the confirmation to the screen immediately after saying that yes, you wanted to ignore user Sideus, and I miss that sort of thing.

I remember this, and I remember being very confused as to why the forums were saying I wasn't allowed to ignore myself.

[Familiar]

Less of a sincere apology and more of a string of insults hidden by fluff.

[Xachariah]

I'm pretty much waiting for people to stop responding to him, considering that it's not really that hard to tell that he's trolling. (Of course, my definition of trolling is basically posting antagonistically for attention of any sort, so maybe I'm a little loose with what is and is not trolling, per se.)

... considering that at least two of the people he's trying to troll are trolls or have been trolls and proud of it, I'm a little surprised they haven't noticed, or that maybe they have and are trying to out-troll the guy trying to troll them.

[KitDreamer]

when all the internet is trolling
noone will be
-syndrome

[Dalton]

I'm pretty much waiting for people to stop responding to him, considering that it's not really that hard to tell that he's trolling. (Of course, my definition of trolling is basically posting antagonistically for attention of any sort, so maybe I'm a little loose with what is and is not trolling, per se.)

... considering that at least two of the people he's trying to troll are trolls or have been trolls and proud of it, I'm a little surprised they haven't noticed, or that maybe they have and are trying to out-troll the guy trying to troll them.

I still think it's funny.

[Inquisitor]

I'm pretty much waiting for people to stop responding to him, considering that it's not really that hard to tell that he's trolling. (Of course, my definition of trolling is basically posting antagonistically for attention of any sort, so maybe I'm a little loose with what is and is not trolling, per se.)

... considering that at least two of the people he's trying to troll are trolls or have been trolls and proud of it, I'm a little surprised they haven't noticed, or that maybe they have and are trying to out-troll the guy trying to troll them.

trolling is supposed to be funny to get a rise out of people, not successfully boring everyone else

[Dalton]

I'm pretty much waiting for people to stop responding to him, considering that it's not really that hard to tell that he's trolling. (Of course, my definition of trolling is basically posting antagonistically for attention of any sort, so maybe I'm a little loose with what is and is not trolling, per se.)

... considering that at least two of the people he's trying to troll are trolls or have been trolls and proud of it, I'm a little surprised they haven't noticed, or that maybe they have and are trying to out-troll the guy trying to troll them.

trolling is supposed to be funny to get a rise out of people, not successfully boring everyone else

This is why it's funny. Sid's still crying in his cereal about a failtroll.

[Inquisitor]

I'm pretty much waiting for people to stop responding to him, considering that it's not really that hard to tell that he's trolling. (Of course, my definition of trolling is basically posting antagonistically for attention of any sort, so maybe I'm a little loose with what is and is not trolling, per se.)

... considering that at least two of the people he's trying to troll are trolls or have been trolls and proud of it, I'm a little surprised they haven't noticed, or that maybe they have and are trying to out-troll the guy trying to troll them.

trolling is supposed to be funny to get a rise out of people, not successfully boring everyone else

This is why it's funny. Sid's still crying in his cereal about a failtroll.

When did you start to become delusional?

[Kade]

... what.

[Pink]

Honestly. I don't think it's about trolling, and leet's trolling is really, really bad. All I see is a kid who desperately wants to be thought of as funny or clever and also liked. So by that token, I don't mind responding because I honestly get the feeling that he's just trying really, really hard.


Trolls tend to have a mission or a plan. This guy doesn't...he's just...posting...

[KitDreamer]

bored now
this thread is now about your favourite moe-blobs.

[MadMusician]

Dear tK Forums. It has come to my attention that several of you are butthurt in disagreement with the contents of my frequent posts and for this I apologize. While a key few of you are simply doing it for the sake of being douchebags(and you know who you are), there are a genuine few of you who are honestly annoyed by me.

You see, most people were born with the ability to filter what they say. When they read a thread they think to themselves before commenting, sometimes, “Wait a moment… this is stupid.” And stop themselves from saying/posting aforementioned stupid comment. I do not have this natural reflex and tend to just say whatever comes to mind. In fact, if I did have this ability I might not be posting this right now for it will obviously not appease the angry ****posters that seem to frenzy and froth at the mouth at my every post.

Alas, while this first all started unintentionally, I couldn’t help but be amused by the results. In all earnest, the “Ban 1337” thread was the funniest thing I could have ever hoped for in terms of obnoxious troll nerdrage. While I greatly enjoy annoying Inquisitor and his retarded cronies, I have been less than favorable to those here in the forums who simply just wish I would shut up. Either for the simple sake of not hearing the stupid things I have to say, or only to keep Inquisitor and his loyal band of hypocrites from whining and smearing their rage filled . blood all over the forums.

I beseech you good folks of the tK forum to understand. I am but a harmless idiot who talks too much; nothing more, nothing less. I have no ill will towards any of you and do not make my stupid posts with intention to spam or harm the forum. I am but a humble moron with good intentions. I am well aware of my blatant unfunnyness. I have no illusions otherwise. 

While I am deeply regretful for the offense taken from my frequent posting, I am also deeply disturbed by how obnoxiously far key individuals here on the forums are up their own ***. While I implore the following of the rules, I feel as though a certain cloud of hubris is plaguing tK; a gaggle of individuals who take themselves and their opinions far too seriously. Who take this chat and forum too seriously. While I agree that the internets is srs bssnss. I believe some of you should loosen your sphincters and embrace your fellow brother. I critique with the best of intentions.

In summation tK. I love all of you. I am a humble man and should not be the cause of so much turmoil. I again, formerly apologize for my obnoxiousness and will hereby attempt to, at the very least lessen the frequency of my stupidity. As I cannot, in good conscience, say that the content of my posts will improve because I am notoriously prone to my own retardedness.

Chill out tK. I love you.
~1337

Also: Happy Valentines Day!

I have seen this somewhere...

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

OH RIGHT! TACTIC NUMBER NINE!

[KitDreamer]

maybe you didn't hear me the first time sir
i said MOEBLOBs.

now.

[Auvic]

Moeblobs?

[KitDreamer]

moeblobs