Pitch
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Wooop!
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« on: April 08, 2011, 11:47:55 AM » |
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^Self explanatory
I can:
Untangle any cord.
Run in slow motion.
Breathe gelatin.
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 21:18:28 [Meedle] You're just like my ex friend. Stuck up black bitch who thinks she's all that in a bag of potato chips. Eurgh. <----ROFL. |
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sinistar
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 11:52:22 AM » |
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I can touch my tongue to my nose.
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BEWARE, I LIVE!
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Lugh
Psychotically Verbose
Pie Count: -132
Posts: 591
Boy, do I hate being right all the time!
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 11:54:18 AM » |
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I can twist any conversation or situation into being about white privilege.
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Pitch
Regularly Verbose
Pie Count: -129
Posts: 334
Wooop!
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 11:56:10 AM » |
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I can try my little heart out to troll someone I don't know because I R TOUGH and not another douchebag sitting in his boxer briefs behind a screen with his dick in his fist and a serious case of passive aggression.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, heard it. You'll save the world one day, surely. <3 |
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21:18:28 [Meedle] You're just like my ex friend. Stuck up black bitch who thinks she's all that in a bag of potato chips. Eurgh. <----ROFL.
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Kade
Psychotically Verbose
Pie Count: -336
Posts: 696
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 12:06:44 PM » |
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I can drive people to the contempt of logic / make people lose a grip on reality.
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Kade
Psychotically Verbose
Pie Count: -336
Posts: 696
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 12:07:53 PM » |
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Also, I can spin any basketball-or-larger sphere on my finger.
Footballs too.
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Pitch
Regularly Verbose
Pie Count: -129
Posts: 334
Wooop!
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 12:10:02 PM » |
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Also, I can spin any basketball-or-larger sphere on my finger.
Footballs too.
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21:18:28 [Meedle] You're just like my ex friend. Stuck up black bitch who thinks she's all that in a bag of potato chips. Eurgh. <----ROFL.
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HitlerTony
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Lolz u so butthurt
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 12:16:21 PM » |
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I'm unnaturally fucking talented on the guitar... Is this all I have?  |
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Familiar
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Pie Count: -56
Posts: 266
Happiness and silhouettes
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 12:25:01 PM » |
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I can lock the middle joints on my fingers and make them look mangled.
I am a kitten-whisperer.
My prominent chin can be used as a modest shade for said kittens.
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Bane
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
Pie Count: 6
Posts: 2195
Baker of the New World
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 12:43:12 PM » |
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Enough humility and self mockery to admit I'm not really great at anything.
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I was naked in the shower and looking at my penis, when I started to think about the universe. |
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SilverStreak
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Pie Thief Target.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2011, 01:52:18 PM » |
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I can fix/repair just about anything. I'm a walking encyclopedia of car knowledge. I play a mean synthesizer (or VST, I guess they count too) I can also make a delicious breakfast, and serve it to you, in bed, in under 10 minutes. Ladies.  |
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RP is a hobby; it is nothing more and nothing less. It is comparable to scrapbooking, model-railroad, gardening, etc. It is a self-indulgent, nigh narcissistic practice that yields no tangible benefits to anyone in any real, practical applications, and serves little more than to justify the egos of those involved, and occasionally impress someone who is equally self-indulgent and narcissistic. Taking it too seriously is a waste of time.
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Pink
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2011, 01:55:25 PM » |
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I'm good at everything, and I can learn new things at a frighteningly fast pace.
However, I have hilariously bad luck and I'm clumsy/can break and make things explode that by all means shouldn't.
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Vivi
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2011, 03:04:35 PM » |
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I know more then I need to about computers and networking.
Including, for some god awful reasoning, dial up and switching stations
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1337
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Pie Count: -33
Posts: 919
Now that I found it I don't know what to write....
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2011, 06:07:41 PM » |
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I AM AMAZING AT ARCADE DANCE GAMES. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG4EkDFgkLU I'm on the left. and my ability to "not be funny" exceeds all. |
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Kill Boy
Regularly Verbose
Pie Count: -43
Posts: 279
"Stop fucking my family!!!"
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2011, 07:18:36 PM » |
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I have the strange an unusual ability to suck cock.
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Xachariah
Spam Smiter
Administrator
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
Pie Count: -131
Posts: 3605
Ombudsman
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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2011, 07:19:36 PM » |
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My superpower is self-restraint. Also, what I call 'bullshit luck' in video games (like, say, in a racing game, I can roll my car five or six times, land on the wheels and keep going, somehow), and, uh, unconsciously sneaking.
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I'm an Ombudsman. I investigate; I only very rarely legislate (and only in a committee, no man is an island and all that).  |
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TheMadHatter
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2011, 07:39:09 PM » |
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I can sleep for days at a time...then go back to sleep.
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Auvic
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2011, 10:31:51 PM » |
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I have an unnatural ability to grind for items/gear in MMOs, the bad luck to never really get any good items/gear, but some measure of skill to make up for being under..something'd.
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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KitDreamer
Just can't shut me up
Pie Count: -144
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Stage 1 Midboss
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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2011, 11:41:37 PM » |
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I can be a furry and not be a dickhole about it.
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pesterchum: psychicVixen "Someday I'll be a fully fledged Extra stage boss! Just you wait and see!" |
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Bane
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
Pie Count: 6
Posts: 2195
Baker of the New World
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« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2011, 12:26:29 AM » |
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I'm actually surprised leet. I expected shit FA and something like a DDR 9. Or PIU.
What was your final percentage? Looked like a high 96?
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I was naked in the shower and looking at my penis, when I started to think about the universe. |
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Voonderking
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2011, 07:53:43 AM » |
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Everything I say rhymes.
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B[ M ]K
☾ ❦ ♪ ♃ ☽
Global Moderator
Newbie
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« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2011, 08:00:36 AM » |
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I have the alarming ability to make people question themselves, their actions and the world around them, and how they view it, often. To the point of making them uncomfortable and/or upset when they were fine before, or comforted when they were super stressed.
I've had more than a few people question my humanity, which is both amusing and disconcerting.
If you run in a group with me in any game that drops rare, random epic items, they will drop at least once a run/attempt. Because of this, I have been questioned about sleeping with Game Dev's.
I have a bad habit of being electrically charged, and therefore shock people when they touch me. A lot.
and i like lamp
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Moondog
Terminal Case of Prolific Posteurism
Pie Count: 700
Posts: 4111
I dance between the raindrops
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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2011, 08:25:46 AM » |
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I can cook. =>
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2011, 09:06:15 AM » |
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I can cook. =>
FGSY this makes you the most useful addition to my party. |
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Namie
Newbie
Pie Count: -3
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I CAN BE WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO BE SO SUCK IT
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« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2011, 09:07:25 AM » |
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i as well can cook
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