Post retarded photos of yourself!

[Ross]

Are you Chip.

[Flamme Noire]

Are you Chip.

I MISS CHIP.  Where's that fucker been?

[Xachariah]

In the OOC Lobby. As Mister Spooks.

[Gigi]

This one brought to you by Gigi and Ethur.

[Flamme Noire]

Ok, ok.  So I figured I'd jolt some long-departed life back into this thread...with some pictures of His Imperial Majesty!

Now, you guys have probably (not) been wondering about what a REAL battle featuring Flamme Noire would look like!!

Well, I overdid.  I managed to photograph the Jester King in the act, dueling with as much pride and tenacity as any onlooker would expect of him.

So, without further adieu, here he is, fighting some homeless dude!!



The battle continues (Notice that said homeless dude has an uncanny aversion to bathing).  Also notice how hott Flamme Noire looks.  Keep noticing...just a few more seconds.



What a fight!  In the end, the Jester ended up crushing the woefully unhygienic adversary underfoot, and the hedonistic despot even managed to pilfer what little change he had on him;  what a guy!!!

KING NOIRE:  1   HOMELESS DUDE:  0

ROUND 2

Flamme Noire puppets Hyrule

Is Ganondorf's second-in-command in for a flamboyant throttling of unparalleled grandeur?!  Let's find out, folks!!



Looks like he's got Nabooru on the defensive, and he's even managed to steal her axe!  This isn't looking good for our Nintendo hero....



And the Harlequin Imperator answers with a swift reversal, effectively checkmating the poor woman!  Jeer as she cowers in fear!  Looks like this one's over, ladies and gents!

KING NOIRE: 1  LEGEND OF ZELDA: 0

And so, the undisputed battler of the ages is....



THE FOOL KING




 

[Brielle]

I will aid in this revitalization.

This is one of my favorite pictures ever.


And since Flamme is gonna post cosplay pictures...

SHUT UP, I'M ADORABLE.

[Flamme Noire]

Quoth the Emperor, to Brielle....

"Dear woman (rather, whoever your nauseatingly adorable pink fairy-thingy character is), I challenge you to a cosplay fight!!!"  (To be completed at some point within the next two decades).  NO REFUSE.

[WP]

Constitutes as retarded cause its me, and im lookin at something.

[Namie]

old one from mangaNEXT last halloween.

[Whalimba]

Constitutes as retarded cause its me, and im lookin at something.

I still think it's a stealth shot.

[Brielle]

Quoth the Emperor, to Brielle....

"Dear woman (rather, whoever your nauseatingly adorable pink fairy-thingy character is), I challenge you to a cosplay fight!!!"  (To be completed at some point within the next two decades).  NO REFUSE.

But Flamme. I'm the purple, weaponless one. D:

[Flamme Noire]

Hey, whatever.  I borrowed weapons for them group pictchas up there; didn't really have the time to make any of my own, Bri.    In any event, this problem of having no weapons to call our own can easily be solved!  We must invoke the power of a TK GROUP COSPLAY WEAPON BUILDING SESSION.  Now we've only to decide on a location for the festivities and grand merriment that will undoubtedly ensue.

[Familiar]

Constitutes as retarded cause its me, and im lookin at something.

I was not expecting that's what you look like. If you didn't happen defecate on people's belongings in retaliation one might find you attractive.

Where's Thief?

You're red shit is on the wrong side.

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