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« on: July 04, 2011, 08:28:12 AM »

Happy Independence Day.

Love England
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 09:26:37 AM »

Dear England,

Thanks for being good sports. We had your back in the world wars. Congratulations on the addition to the monarchy.

Kind regards,
USA
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 12:59:09 PM »

FUCK YOU ENGLAND YOU BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. WANT A REMATCH? HELL NAW YOU DONT. AMERICA STRONG

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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 01:52:02 PM »

Long live Ethiopia
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2011, 02:41:42 AM »

Dear America,

Thanks for the Reese's peanutbutter cups. I fucking love them.

Love,
Australia.
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2011, 03:07:27 AM »

God Bless this country for giving me the right to say the following:

-legalize it
-fuck the police
-fuck the united states government and everything it stands for

thanks!
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2011, 09:25:44 PM »

America, where you have the right to be as wrong as you want, all day every day.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2011, 09:28:45 PM »

America is the greatest country on Earth, bar none. Israel and Ireland are close seconds but nobody can touch us.  God Bless America and don't ever let us forget how we got where we are, being willing to fight and die for it .
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2011, 12:02:39 AM »

Dear America,

How are you doing, son? It's good to hear you're doing well.

I have however heard some troubling news. Now, I know you have your issues, but you should always know that as your parent, I love you, and I always wish you well... I really think you ought to see a therapist about your sexual hangups though... It's not healthy to be that tightly wound about it.

I know, I know, I'm one to talk, but really, I've goen through therapy myself and it's done me the world of good. I'm nowhere enar as jittery about homosexuals or lesbian couples, or sex in general, as I was.I think you should give it a try. It's much healthier not to have such issues. It lets you concentrate on the more important things in life.

Wishing you all the best,

your father,

England.

ps: Try to cut down on the burgers. You looked a little plumper when I last saw you...
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2011, 07:30:24 AM »

America is the greatest country on Earth, bar none. Israel and Ireland are close seconds but nobody can touch us.  God Bless America and don't ever let us forget how we got where we are, being willing to fight and die for it .

Bill Willingham, is that you?
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2011, 04:39:25 PM »

You know I'm probably the only other person on this thread who knows who he is right?

And you also know it doesn't bother me at all to be compared to him, right?
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