Rant

[TheeJester]

Sorry guys. THIS IS ALL IMO.
Thanks. Mods, if you hate me for calling you corrupt... then hate me for being honest!
Not pointing fingers, but you know if your a just Moderator, and if your not.


So this has been 2 days in comming.
Suck this TK










This is a really sad picture folks.

When I left, TK was growing. It was lively, relatively clean...


When I came back? The only thing I find are the mad spammers, the crazy cooks with profiles nuttier than fruitcakes...

I find no actuall roleplaying and only one or two true CHARACTER profiles.
Mine was included.

So...
DEAR TK:
1. Clean yourself up.
2. Get those members back.
3. Noone cares about your rant in your profile. LADIES: IMPORTANT: READ:
While there are some here looking for a purely sexual experience, we appreciate that your not. I do not appreciate, however, opening some poor ladies profile to find it littered with a rant about how she totally wont cyber hump with you.
There are a few main issues here.
3)A) If you dont want to cyber, DONT! No need to post it and cry about it.
3)B) Dont put your character in skanky clothes, or use whoreish pictures and then expect to throw your hands up and say. "Hey buddy, dont like your cyber wang. Back off."

Heh. My goodness.

I mean... really girls? Really? Ive heard (and seen) talk here in TK about "TRAP" characters girls use to bait guys.
So let me get this straight...
You hold up a sign that says "rape my rp character" and get mad when a guy tries.
Pathetic girls. Flipping pathetic.

  :DI mean really? That nonsense is funny.

3)C)WE ALL UNDERSTAND the scenario of "he just wanted to cyber with me." Ok. Great. I can understand that. I can also understand that about 60% of females here have the same story. See "3" if you want to yell at me.

4) Can we get back to having regular profiles? Please?
Guys, no one cares about your OOC Spam. If I did, I would go to chats, and CHAT. Not come to an RP site and go "HAHA! Look at how funny all of my inside jokes are! Look at how my friends quote me. RANDOMNESS! RAWR!"

...or whatever these kids are saying nowadays.
No oone cares. Really. Honestly. No one cares about twinki rape.


5) OMG. CAN WE PLEASE SPAM JIZZ ON THE FACEBOOK? AND NOT TK?
Look people. I realize this is a social place, but its not meant for that. Its meant for roleplaying.
If you want to spam your ass off, get rewarded for it, and laugh along with the randomness, go to facebook. Please. You can do much more there to increase the comedy, and youll help clear this place out a bit. My god. Please leave, all of you.

This is not a professional writers guild. This is not hollywood. HOWEVER
Some of us are here to Rp. To write together, and dive deep into our characters.
Yes. Some of us get into it. I get into it. TK is for RP. Thats why I RP here. You can hate me.. But.... news flash!

THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE!
We are not here to shove tampons of spam and OOC into each others screen.

This is not a book club, a pub, coffee house, or anything else. This place was BORN to house RP.




Thanks for those who read this. Im sorry if I hurt anyones feelings, really, but its just a few observations over my... oh... 2 days of being back?

Jesus Christ. May god have mercy on this place.
Where are the honest and just mods? Where are the RP's?
Where are the real players?

WHERE IS MY TK?!


Id say its good to be home. But then Id be lying.

[TheeJester]

Dear fellow commentator known as Draco

To you sir: Thanks!
You know, the whole "die in a fire" thing really hurt me! I want an apology!

xD

Nah! Kidding.
Next time? Dont prove my point with your useless posting. And dont Larwl, Rawr, lmao, <3 pie, twinki, or "die in a fire"... me. Instead of looking to insult me in the fourms, you should be Roleplaying. Thanks.



Its not cool to act 6.

[Levistus]

Sorry guys. THIS IS ALL IMO.
Thanks. Mods, if you hate me for calling you corrupt... then hate me for being honest!
Not pointing fingers, but you know if your a just Moderator, and if your not.

[Levistus]

I was just going to post that picture and leave it alone, but I decided to go and look at your past posts.

You're that dumbass that said we should implement a peer-driven voting system to gain respect and the title of a good, "modled" roleplayer. Are you mad that your idea got shot down instantly? Not only that, but since you're one of the only "true character profiles" on TK, I figured I'd look up your "-Cat-" profile.



So, at the top of the profile, you've got a quote from The Devil's Backbone.
A five word description of your character.
An empty section for the OOC shit you were just bitching about.
Some homo poem.
And generic anime male picture #4.

And you expect people to take you seriously for what reason?

[Kade]

... And you accept jobs OOC? What, are you unemployed irl?

[Pitch]

...Lol

TK  = Shark Week. The only thing that never changes.

TheeJester:   

[Kade]

And generic anime male picture #4.

It's Matthew from Fire Emblem. I don't remember much about the character. I think he's thief that you slowly learn is actually a spy, or something?

This guy didn't even try to take the character in another direction.

[Darling]

Aw, guuuys :3

Be nice.

TheeJester is really cute <3

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

While I'm here.
Look at this link I found on facebook!

http://crossfitfenrir.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/funny-pictures-beaver-cant-hear-you.jpeg

Teehee! I'ma go back to playing my neko-jin french maid now.

[Kai_Doll]

Nobody cares about your rant on the forums either. You're not that special. I'm just laughing at how hypocritical you are too. Thanks for this, I needed a laugh.

[Soja]

If you're going to lodge a legitimate complaint, it would behoove you to learn how to write one.

That said, you really weren't around for the "good ol' days" if you think they were so much better than they are now.

[Pitch]

If you're going to lodge a legitimate complaint, it would behoove you to learn how to write one.

That said, you really weren't around for the "good ol' days" if you think they were so much better than they are now.

I'm pretty turned on. I'm not the only person who says 'Behoove'.

[Styles]

....Fag.

[MadMusician]

Not only is this rant terribly written to the point that even I have trouble understanding it, but it also drives me to a rage that makes me wish to punch my computer monitor many times. Oh, and also, two days is not nearly enough time to get a actual good evaluation. Or was that this took you two days to make? Either way, this makes me feel bad for you.

Not because you noticed, but because you are obviously fucking retarded.

[Gigi]

So which girl was it that rejected your request to cyber?

[1337]

I pooped a little.

[TheeJester]

Well.

Thanks for the support guys.
About the prof?
I just leave most of the history out. Too long.

Devils Backbone? Never heard of it. Sounded like something Cat would say if asked to describe himself.
Homo poem? Wrote a bit of it myself. Makes me gay?

Someone got Matthew right. Well done.
1337. Great
Gigi: I cant answer that question. Ive never requested.
MadMusician: Sorry I angered you. The insult is loved.
Styles.: Thanks for the insult.

Soja: Your right. Perhaps its best if I do not express these things? Good advice.

Kai_Doll: Your welcome. Read name. "TheeJester."
Darling: Thanks.


Never thought people here would love me so much! Thanks all!

[1337]

I liked it better when you weren't trying to justify yourself to everyone who responded.

You're character is stupid. Your rant is stupid. And no one really cares. Just saying. Not really being negative or douchey. Just sort of observing pretty much every response you've gotten thus far, along with a little bit of my own opinion sprinkled on top. o.o

[Inquisitor]

I liked it better when you weren't trying to justify yourself to everyone who responded.

You're character is stupid. Your rant is stupid. And no one really cares. Just saying. Not really being negative or douchey. Just sort of observing pretty much every response you've gotten thus far, along with a little bit of my own opinion sprinkled on top. o.o

Every time you post to someone else about how little they care about that person's posting, I die a little from irony

[Jason Baane]

OP

If your aim is to change TK, this is not the place to do it. These forums are the furthest you can get from the actual goings on in The Keep. As you have already seen, the only thing you will get here is responses to the effect of "We don't care, insert outdated 4chan meme here."

Only way to really get anything done about the condition of the community which actually matters in TK (the people who are actively RPing, not this one) is to contribute as best as you can and, hopefully, your influence will have leave some sort of infectious STD of goodness on the fabric of the TK's society.

[Pitch]

OP

If your aim is to change TK, this is not the place to do it. These forums are the furthest you can get from the actual goings on in The Keep. As you have already seen, the only thing you will get here is responses to the effect of "We don't care, insert outdated 4chan meme here."

Only way to really get anything done about the condition of the community which actually matters in TK (the people who are actively RPing, not this one) is to contribute as best as you can and, hopefully, your influence will have leave some sort of infectious STD of goodness on the fabric of the TK's society.

What's important, guys...is Jason Baane has found yet another way to feel superior to both 'sides' on this thread.

Isn't that neat?

[Furr]

It's Mag-fucking-neato.

[Vivi]

Odd. I was expecting this picture:

[Furr]

How about some Spidey all up in this bitch?








this is now a spiderman thread

[SilverStreak]

ITT:

[Furr]