Levistus
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« on: October 13, 2011, 11:54:29 AM » |
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The last videogame boss you defeated is coming to kill you!
You can only use the item in this box(http://warehouse23.com/basement/box/index.html) to defeat them.
How screwed are you?I just beat Shao Kahn on Mortal Kombat. My item is "A working hyperdrive. The unit is built entirely out of late TL6 materials. Documents enclosed within the crate list the builder as N. Tesla. Also enclosed are instructions for mounting the device, as well as a bill of lading indicating the destination as the U.S.S. Eldridge. " I think I could manage.
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2011, 12:46:24 PM » |
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A small birthday candle in a small metal lantern, lit. It cannot be blown out or extinguished by any means and never seems to consume itself. A package of similar candles is in the crate, labeled "Everlast... the trick Birthday Candle by Il Lumens, Ltd." I would be screwed even if the final boss was the last song on the setlist of a music game. |
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2011, 01:00:29 PM » |
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Think it was... GLaDOS, in portal 1.
I got, of all fucking things,
"A leather-bound tome entitled "Good Book." It seems to be an edition of the Holy Bible, apparently based on the King James Edition, but strangely paraphrased. A close reading will reveal that it totally avoids the use of the letter "E"."
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2011, 01:36:39 PM » |
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The Boss: The Bell Gargoyles from Dark Souls.
The item: "A half-gallon jar, mostly full of what looks very much like spit. Floating in it is a small lime-green octopus. The label on the jar reads, "Playboy, 1967-2003, George Quillen, A45.CC2, Long. 25*8'59"/Lat. 34*10'33", Time is of The Essence, The Essence is of Time."
... I, uh, I got a jar of spit, I got a jar of spit, and guess what's inside it? ... oh, wait, kind of obvious, it's an octopus.
I have no idea if I would be able to manage this.
Guess I could throw it and hope it seduces them or something. It's apparently a playboy, after all.
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Moondog
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2011, 01:54:20 PM » |
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The Last Boss Of Dark Souls, whose name I dare not utter. How screwed am I? Well, I got A black opaque sleep mask. It places the wearer into a deep sleep from which he cannot be awakened until either the mask is removed or he is fully rested. He will have no recollection of any dreams while wearing the mask. If I could get the mask on his face, I'd win instantly. So not terribly screwed. |
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Keep eatin'. Go ahead.
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2011, 03:01:42 PM » |
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The Last Boss Of Dark Souls What does he look like? Or would that be a spoiler. |
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2011, 05:57:37 PM » |
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Well the games I have been playing havent had bosses but they have had scenarios were TONS of armies and such face each other so...What I got, this like cord that apparently takes over electronic devices would get me killed as A. The games have NO hint of electrical things in them and B. Hordes of soldiers with guns and bayonets and horses and canons is no bueno when you are one guy.
In short, I'd die, Merilly!
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In the land of Black, The Turtle is King.
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2011, 09:34:00 PM » |
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Do games on my smartphone count?
Destinia final Boss - Diablo (I think)
My item - Several clay tablets with writing in cuneiform. According to an attached note, it's part of a library catalogue from the ancient Babylonian library of Ebla. If anyone can read the tablet, on a successful Research roll he'll find that the library used the Dewey Decimal System.
I'm not really sure how screwed I am, as for a final boss he really sucked. I killed him without dying once, and didn't even need to grind to boost my level to fight him... I'm sure I could probably use the tablet to beat him, so maybe I'd come out of this one with a few scratches and bruises.
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Before leaving a comment, ask yourself, ‘if I saw this posted on the internet, would I want to punch the author in the face?’
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2011, 06:14:30 PM » |
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The Last Boss Of Dark Souls What does he look like? Or would that be a spoiler. The Final Boss is a 9 foot tall man with a 9 foot long sword made of black fire wearing a mask of sunlight and wearing armor. He uses the ERUPTING BURNING FINGER attack as an unblockable grab, and doesn't stagger when hit, as well as dealing massive damage with his sword, even through your guard. |
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 04:29:12 PM » |
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Armaros, from El Shaddai.
The item? A matte black metal briefcase. Inside, resting in padded foam recesses, are an odd-looking pistol made of some green ceramic material, and five capsule-shaped projectiles. The pistol will only fire these projectiles, which do damage like a standard heavy pistol. In addition, when the projectiles strike, they rupture and release a deadly virus: if it enters the lungs or bloodstream, it kills within ten hours.
I stab him to death.
With the briefcase.
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 Watch, as your false kingdom crumbles around you. For when you execute those who give a damn, in the end nobody will save your ass. |
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 10:35:51 PM » |
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Joker from the Batman: Arkham Asylum game.
A cheap, plastic tiara. If a human female wears the crown while kissing a frog, then within a year, she will meet a real prince who will fall in love with her.
Not exactly sure how this will help. >.>
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Now that I found it I don't know what to write....
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 05:13:31 AM » |
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The last video game boss I fought was Clayface from Batman: Arkham City.
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"A cylindrical aluminum container with a twist cap, which if opened, reveals a stubby, slightly radioactive El Ropo cigar within. Next to the container is a small oaken cask, with the Bushmills insignia, filled with Irish whiskey. It is dated 1741."
I like my odds.
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 12:51:31 AM » |
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Ok, just finished reading the article. This article....where to even begin....its just so oppinionated and biased in my oppinion. First problem I have with it is how general and vague it is. I mean, all off foxhound is listed under ONE NUMBER! Pick and Choose. 15 was DEFINITELY biased, mainly because the only reason Hitler is there is because its like "OMG NO WAI! U CAN KILLZ HITLER OMG ROFL!". Then theres Metal Man, who isnt on there because hes a boss, but because of the attack you get after beating him. If you wanna include the metal blade thing, make a top 20 powerups or weapons article, dont just throw it in here. "Bark at The Moon" TECHNICALLY isnt a boss, but a really hard song. its like saying Legend of Maxx from DDR is a boss. Ganondorf technically didnt make an appearance in Zelda until Ocarina of Time. The Collossi, once again, pick one, dont be general and get them all. You can say they were all great, but pick one out of them that you though was best. Abobo is just doesnt deserve as high a place as he does, I mean, Kefka has a cult fanbase and HE's not on the list, and hes probably far funnier than Abobo will ever be. Bowser threw the hammers, he didnt shoot them out of his shell. nice spoiler in the sephiroth pictures.... and once again, technicalities ensue as shodan isn't technically a boss. ok, my rant on everything wrong with this article is over.
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MadMusician
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2011, 09:06:07 AM » |
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Watch, as your false kingdom crumbles around you. For when you execute those who give a damn, in the end nobody will save your ass. |
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2011, 11:05:59 AM » |
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Gravelord Nito from Dark Souls.
I'm screwed regardless.
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